What’s Next?

I know it’s a small thing, really. Opening liquor stores on Sunday only increases the chances that people will die in drunk driving incidents, or shootings, or getting their head bashed in, by a tiny bit. What’s one or two more anyway? Maybe, if we can get the drugs legalized (I talked about that yesterday), more booze flowing, and casino gambling in every city and town around, it won’t be such a stretch to build bordellos next door to Churches.

According to Elizabeth Campbell in the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, we’ve got a Texas Legislator who doesn’t like the hypocrisy of being able to buy groceries on Sunday, but not booze (which of course you can, just not in a liquor store).

“This is an attempt to do away with the antiquated, Draconian blue laws. It’s hypocritical to say you can go to the grocery stores on Sundays, but you can’t go to the liquor stores,” Gutierrez said.

Now this genius evidently hasn’t heard about the violence in Mexican/American border towns so he supports this brilliant idea too –

Another bill calls for liquor stores along the Texas-Mexico border to remain open on Sundays. Gutierrez said liquor store owners there say people are buying their booze in Mexico.

Great! Let’s make sure the stores that sell ammo are open too. My olfactory senses really enjoy the exciting aromatic mix of booze, marijuana, and gunpowder.

Proverbs 20:1, says, Wine is a mocker, beer is a brawler, and whoever staggers (or is deceived) because of them is not wise (HCSB).  ‘Ya Think!

If I were a prophet, which I most assuredly am not, I would say – “Kiss your Nation good-by.”