It’s Primary Voting Day in Texas. I’m looking for a “new candidate.”I’m looking for one who hasn’t taken money from anyone, and is therefore “tied” to no one.I’m looking for one who holds no “religious” views, and therefore can’t offend any religion.I’m looking for one who has vast experience running a government, but has never been associated with government waste, bad laws, poor judgment, mismanagement, or mistakes.I’m looking for someone who can make the economy work so that everyone has everything they want and need, win the war(s) and keep all the troops at home, fully supplied, well trained, and on leave, because there is no more discord around the…